这歌原版的歌词太他妈迷惑了!这是首牛逼动听的歌,也是大家熟悉的歌(韩寒用过,汉语名叫东极岛之歌),配着原版的词看直接晕菜。不过它还是很耐听也是很好听的——首先采用这个旋律的是荒诞影片《波拉特》。
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world/ 哈萨克斯坦是世界上最伟大的国家, All other countries are run by little girls/ 其他国家都是小娘儿们统治的, Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium/ 哈萨克斯坦是世界第一的钾出口国, Other countries have inferior potassium/ 其他国家的钾都很劣质。 Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool./ 哈萨克斯坦的泳池不一般, Its length 30 meter, width six meter/ 三十米来长,六米宽。 Filtration system a marvel to behold/ 过滤系统简直是个奇迹, It remove 18% of human solid waste/ 人的屎和尿,百分之十八靠它除去。 Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place./ 哈萨克斯塔、哈萨克斯塔你真是个好地方, From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown./ 从达拉希克平原到犹太镇的北部栅栏 Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan./ 哈萨克斯塔讨厌乌兹别克斯坦人, A very nosy people with bone in their brain./ 一个个特爱管闲事不说,像是脑子里有棍儿的傻逼 Kazakhstan industry best in world./ 哈萨克斯塔的工业世界第一 , We invented toffee and trouser pants./ 我们发明了太妃糖和小裤裤。 Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region./ 哈萨克斯塔的婊子是这一带最干净的, Except of course for Turkmenistan./ 土库曼斯坦的没法跟俺比 Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place./ 哈萨克斯塔、哈萨克斯塔你真是个好地方, From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown./ 从塔拉谢诸平原到犹太城北墙。 Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader./ 请来握一下我们大王的屌 From junction with the testes to tip of its face!/
长度从睾丸一直能拽到他的脸……
|